The Crapometer
Britain's worst, by popular demand.
FINE
SHODDY
CRAP
65
%
😤 National Crap Index — Proper Shoddy
Reigning champion of crap:
HSBC
All
Broadband & Mobile
Energy
Water
Trains
Airlines
Parcels & Post
Shopping
Gov & Councils
Banks
TV & Streaming
Other
1
HSBC
😒 A Bit Pants
Banks
54%
185 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
2
Barclays
😒 A Bit Pants
Banks
50%
190 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
3
NatWest
😒 A Bit Pants
Banks
49%
185 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
4
Monzo
🙄 Mildly Annoying
Banks
22%
190 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
5
first direct
😇 Actually… Alright
Banks
16%
170 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
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