The Crapometer
Britain's worst, by popular demand.
FINE
SHODDY
CRAP
65
%
😤 National Crap Index — Proper Shoddy
Reigning champion of crap:
Avanti West Coast
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Broadband & Mobile
Energy
Water
Trains
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1
Avanti West Coast
🔥 Dumpster Fire
Trains
88%
225 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
2
TransPennine Express
💩 Utter Crap
Trains
84%
175 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
3
Northern
💩 Utter Crap
Trains
83%
195 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
4
Southern (GTR)
💩 Utter Crap
Trains
83%
190 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
5
Greater Anglia
😒 A Bit Pants
Trains
53%
150 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
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