The Crapometer
Britain's worst, by popular demand.
FINE
SHODDY
CRAP
65
%
😤 National Crap Index — Proper Shoddy
Reigning champion of crap:
DVLA
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Broadband & Mobile
Energy
Water
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Other
1
DVLA
💩 Utter Crap
Gov & Councils
79%
200 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
2
Student Finance England
💩 Utter Crap
Gov & Councils
77%
165 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
3
HMRC
💩 Utter Crap
Gov & Councils
76%
195 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
4
TV Licensing
💩 Utter Crap
Gov & Councils
70%
170 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
5
Passport Office
😤 Proper Shoddy
Gov & Councils
68%
160 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
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