The Crapometer
Britain's worst, by popular demand.
FINE
SHODDY
CRAP
65
%
😤 National Crap Index — Proper Shoddy
Reigning champion of crap:
TalkTalk
All
Broadband & Mobile
Energy
Water
Trains
Airlines
Parcels & Post
Shopping
Gov & Councils
Banks
TV & Streaming
Other
1
TalkTalk
🔥 Dumpster Fire
Broadband & Mobile
88%
220 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
2
Virgin Media
💩 Utter Crap
Broadband & Mobile
77%
230 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
3
Vodafone
💩 Utter Crap
Broadband & Mobile
71%
210 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
4
BT
😤 Proper Shoddy
Broadband & Mobile
65%
230 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
5
Three
😤 Proper Shoddy
Broadband & Mobile
63%
190 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
6
Sky
😤 Proper Shoddy
Broadband & Mobile
55%
200 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
7
EE
😒 A Bit Pants
Broadband & Mobile
50%
190 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
8
O2
😒 A Bit Pants
Broadband & Mobile
50%
185 votes
💩 Crap
👍 Actually fine
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